MEET MY DICK

i have a pet named DICK
whose head is hard as a brick
i admire his cute reddish cheeks
and his body as long as a stick
he lives in a dingy attic
like a forest with trees so thick
though sometimes he looks like a geek
he's life is definitely not a bleak
for he salivates for chicks
and plays with them his wily tricks
once my good friend marivic
had tried to play with my DICK
she let him taste and lick
her bacon more than an inch thick
to her surprise she became weak
'coz my hungry gluttonous DICK
devoured it like a lunatic
that's why i'm proud of my DICK
not for being a bacon freak
but because his darn fantastic!!!
do you want to meet my DICK?